How to Screw Up A First Date

1.-Show up late
2.-Show up early and drink away your nervousness
3.-When eating slurp anything
4.-Lick your fingers when you're not eating finger food
5.-Talk about your family (that should wait for a long, long time)
6.-Ask if your date has ever had a background check
7.-Talk about Sexually Transmitted Diseases
8.-Bring along a friend and have them sit with you
9.-At any time during the date put your tongue into their ear
10.-Use your camera phone to take pictures of other potential dates
11.-Mention anything about Sponge Bob Squarepants
12.-Use 'baby-talk' with the waiter/waitress
13.-Take your shoes off
14.-Talk about movies you've seen with other dates
15.-Plan your upcoming vacation
16.-Be busy caring for an infection in a recent body piercing
17.-Wipe your nose on your sleeve
18.-Talk about your plan to 'win the lottery'
19.-Forget to check your shoes on the way out of the bathroom
20.-Let it slip what time your mommy wants you home